Investment Opps | Brooke Strozdas

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INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES

~ a collab with Madeleine Greiwe ~

There are many "great" ideas. But the best are born out of necessity.

Here are some products that Madeleine and I wholeheartedly believe should exist in the world.

I have all the naming rights, but you're welcome to invest in those you see fit.

#1. the harnessss™

In 2019, a young man lost his snake while taking it out on a walk. Now that's one slithery mess nobody wants. With the Harnessss™ you can walk or run your snake wherever you please, without fear that they'll sssssslip away.

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We are looking for $5 investments for 33% equity in the harnesssss™

Important & highly accurate

specs

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#2. the guzzle gown™

So you're graduating. Congrats! But your last name starts with a W. Which means that useless piece of paper is at least 8 hours away. With the Guzzle Gown™ you can party on while despising the Abby Adams and Aaron Adkins of the world. So guzzle on graduate, guzzle on.

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Important & highly accurate specs

We are looking for $5 investments for 27% equity in the Guzzle Gown.