INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES
There are many "great" ideas. But the best are born out of necessity.
Here are some products that Madeleine and I wholeheartedly believe should exist in the world.
I have all the naming rights, but you're welcome to invest in those you see fit.
#1. the harnessss™
In 2019, a young man lost his snake while taking it out on a walk. Now that's one slithery mess nobody wants. With the Harnessss™ you can walk or run your snake wherever you please, without fear that they'll sssssslip away.
We are looking for $5 investments for 33% equity in the harnesssss™
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#2. the guzzle gown™
So you're graduating. Congrats! But your last name starts with a W. Which means that useless piece of paper is at least 8 hours away. With the Guzzle Gown™ you can party on while despising the Abby Adams and Aaron Adkins of the world. So guzzle on graduate, guzzle on.
Important & highly accurate specs
We are looking for $5 investments for 27% equity in the Guzzle Gown.