INVESTMENT

OPPORTUNITIES

~ a collab with Madeleine Greiwe ~

There are many "great" ideas. But the best are born out of necessity. 

Here are some products that Madeleine and I wholeheartedly believe should exist in the world.

I have all the naming rights, but you're welcome to invest in those you see fit.

#1. The harnessss™

In 2019, a young man lost his snake while taking it out on a walk. Now that's one slithery mess nobody wants. With the Harnessss™ you can walk or run your snake wherever you please, without fear that they'll sssssslip away.

important & highly accurate

specs

we are looking FOR $5 investmentS for 33% equity in the harnesssss tm

#2. The GUZZLE GOWN™

So you're graduating. Congrats! But your last name starts with a W. Which means that useless piece of paper is at least 8 hours away. With the Guzzle Gown™ you can party on while despising the Abby Adams and Aaron Adkins of the world. So guzzle on graduate, guzzle on.

important & highly accurate

specs

we are looking FOR $5 investmentS for 27% equity in the guzzle gown